Announcing my patented, exclusive, guaranteed Next Stop: World Diet! You too can lose inches from your waistline and get rid of your butt completely. Muscle tone? Gyms? Who needs ’em?!
Just follow this simple plan:
- 4 days of stomach illness with no food
- 30 days with little appetite
- 24 days without booze
- 48 days of being bored by lack of variety on menus
- 6 days hard farm work in 100 degree heat
- 13 days hiking, 6 days at altitude
- 3 days rafting and kayaking
Don’t delay- call today! Operators are standing by!
WARNING: Pounds may return if you visit Hong Kong, Penang, or anywhere that serves Tibetan bread.